Just for laugh..... (Men Jokes) I came across these jokes on internet. Wanted to share: Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like...Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Missing Spouse Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children." The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants 'HIM' back?" Enjoy!!!