I collect jokes 3rd, 4th, 5th 3rd a mother: Do you have girl friend? a student: No, I don't have. What happened? Why do you ask me? a mother: I have a daughter, she is falling love with someone. He is one of the class. a student: But why do you ask only me? There are also dozens boys here. a mother: It is all good if she is not with you. 4th Condo is an abbreviation for condominiums. A: Hey, friend. You have been invited to Professor John's party, right? How was it? B: Yes, I have been to Professor John's part last Sunday. Professor John has a beautiful home. 7th floor, 2 bedrooms, one for kid, one for he and his wife. It is a really beautiful condom. After a while silence. A: Condo, not condom. 5th After a night in police station and hundred dollars penalty, I finally understand it is different from porn free and free porn.