a priest, a rabbi, and osama bin laden walk into a bar... :P

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry. It's only a joke. I know... This joke is terrible o_O

Piglet looks at Pooh from head to toe with dark, angry eyes. Pooh notices and asks, "Are you mad at me, Piglet?" Piglet shooks his head and says, "Life is unfair! Why am I called, "Piglet" when the fact is, you are the one who looks more like a pig than me!"

Q. What time is it when someone steps on your watch? A. It is time to buy a new watch.

Why did the fridge blush? It saw the salad dressing...