please explain the meaning of these sentence and phrases
Thankfully, our boat docked at that moment before **my little water-puppet drama – and **my bowels – **unraveled any further.
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"Normally, I resist inquiring about your odd behavior. But this time it seems to have **become personal. So **amuse me. Why did you kill me off?”
“I didn’t want to offend the Vietnamese.”
"I see. **That sounds perfectly logical and makes absolutely no sense. Just like you. You know, **on second thought, I don’t really want an explanation—”
As I want to translate these sentences into Chinese, but I don't exactly know the (further) meaning of them (sentence,phrase with**), can anyone help? Thanks!