The perplexed clerk My wife bought many stuff from the grocery. She feel the stuff are very heavy, so she ask for a young clerk to help her take the stuff put into the car . They're arrive the car, my wife sit on the back seat of the car then start check the shopping list. The clerk was very confused and walked around the car to her said, “ l‘m very like helping you take the stuff into your car, but l can't help you drive the car to your home .

Editor reply Mr.Page was working on the world weekly. As an editor he need to turn back many stories from author every week. One day, he accepct a letter from one of the author. The author said, "Mr.Page l sent my stories at last week, l had pasted the pages of 18,19and 20 of my stories for make sure if you had read my stories, but them still pasted, so l know you are fraud, you never read and then turn down us stories. " Mr.Page answer, "Madam. When l'm having breakfast eat bad eggs never need to eat whole egg let me know it is bad. "

The eager beaver James is a new employee at insurance company. He is an eager beaver, but after a while his colleague was began complain him, "What does he want, to promotion? " The another colleague said, "He let me looks not work hard." One day. James was called into personnel manager. The manager said, " l'm sorry that l had have tell you a bad news. You can't continuce work at here. James said, "Beacuse my colleague thought that l'll taking their jobs? l won't. " The manager said, "No. If l let you stay this company, maybe you'll taking my job. "

Something cheaper A store sold a lot of nice jewelry. The owner always perevent people to stealing it. One day, a thief try to steal a necklace but the owner find out his behavior and went to the telephone called the police to arrest him. "Please don't do that! " The thief said, "l have a wife and three children at home. l'll pay the necklace. " The owner was sorry about the thief and he don't want to brother the police so he was agreed to prepare the bill of necklace. When the owner gave bill to the thief, the thief said, "l wasn't intending pay for the one what l stole. Do you have something cheaper? "

Business just started A young business man just start his business. He had beautiful office and buit it's facy decoration. In a few minutes later, A men walked into his office. The young business man picked up the phone and pretend threw stun figues to makes a big deal. Finally his hung up the phone and asked the man, " May l help you? " The man said, " l've come for help you receive the phone lines. "

Mom put is us like this at last night. My daughter is yong. she has four children. they're age are seven, five, three, and eight-moth baby. Today she have to take her children to go to her friend's home. For arrive her friend's home on time, she asked me come over to help her fed and take care her's youngest children, then she was go to the upstairs awaken others children. l'm shocked while children come down so quickly with finished dress within five minutes, because they're so hard to be wake up. When l want to ask what happened the biggest child looks very sleepy to said to me, " My mom put is us like this at last night. "

Leave the bad one Olives are about tast not good as grapes, though their shape looks very similar. adults like olives tast but children don't like that. Mr.Grey eat olives while his son abround with him. Adults always like eat olives with drinking before a meat. His son seem his father was enjoying with olives, so he took one to eat. He thought is not good tast. Then Mr.Grey take one to eat agian and was very enjoying also. His son go head to took one, it's not good tast yet and was cry. "What happened?dear" Mr.Grey asked. "You always have the good olives to yourself, leave the bad one for me! "

Rabbies Teacher, "If l give you two rabbies and two rabbies and another two rabbies, how many rabbies have you got? " Tommy, "Seven! " Teacher, "No, listen carefully again! If l give two rabbies and two rabbies and another two rabbies, how many rabbies have you got? " Tommy, "Seven. " Teacher, " Ok. Let's try another way. lf l give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got? " Tommy, "Six. " Teacher," Good. If l give you two rabbies and two rabbies and another two rabbies, how many rabbies have you got? " Tommy, "Seven. " Teacher, " How on earth do you work out three lots of two rabbies is seven? " Tommy, " l've already have one rabbit at home now! "

The only one cake left The train stopped at a small station. A man looked out of the window saw a woman sells cakes. He want to buy but the rain was heavily and far from his seat. He saw a boy not far from his, " come on, boy. " He said, " Do you konw how much those cakes? " boy said, " It's five cents for each. " He given the boy ten cents said, " l give you ten cents to buy one for me, one for you. " waited for minutes the boy came back given the man five cents and said," The woman just have only one cake, l brought that for myshelf, so give you five cents. "