Let's play! Try to guess what the movie is it ;-) Singing a silly song, he jumps down from the skyscraper, and he lands carefully on the back seat of the SUV, which is filled out of criminals, he immediately beats them up easily, chatting about something with irony. That’s another hero of the universe. He lives in New-York and sometimes he works as a mercenary. Falling in love with one girl, he makes her a proposal to engage, and she accepts it. But their wedding can’t come true, because he finds out about his disease.

The boy with a sausage. I was standing and watching for he’s eating. He was small, and sausage was wider than his neck. He was holding it by his hands and eating all at once without slicing. The sausage skin was popping and bursting, and the hot sausage juice was squirting, while he was bitting it.

A "kind" woman The driver’s life is always unpredictable. Can you imagine a situation like this: It was a usual day. There were lots of the cabs at the market. The cab drivers were waiting for new clients there. Suddenly, a big woman with two full bags came out of the shop and went right to the cab with the gestures that looked like «hey, dude, open your car's trunk». She put her bags in and left. She didn't appear in 15 minutes, and the cab driver got out of the car to check the car's trunk. When he opened that, he saw two bags that were full of garbage.

The conversation in the kitchen. My female friend is 25 years old. She told me a funny story about her boyfriend. On February 14, she baked a tasty cake for him. As you know, February 14 is the Valentine day. So, she wanted to make a surprise to make him happy. Well, when she came into his apartment. By the way, she had keys. She heard a conversation between her boyfriend and his mother. He said: "Hm, I think I'll give a candy box for her that I got from my chief. I don't want to spend money for nothing.".

A strange hole. Today I read a post of one man who drove to the neighbor region. It was about 350 km. When he was driving back it was dark. At the moment he felt a strong punch and heard a sound like his car was kicked by some stone. He stopped. When he was out, there was nothing. But anyway it was really dark and he couldn’t see all the details. When he arrived home, he was so tired, and he decided to go to bed at once. In the morning he found a small hole right at the border of the driver’s door. Well, he took a long metal stick and placed it into the hole. And what do you think? It penetrates through the door. Then, he found the next hole in front of the first one. He pushed the metal stick in there. The depth was about 15 cm. The stick was stumbled upon something and it sounded like the clang of metal. He was using the tweezers to take it out. It was a bullet. And it was really scary.

My dear Father and his secret. My father always wasn't at home because of his work, even on holidays and celebrations. He missed many of my birthdays. But I didn't blame him, I understood that he does everything for us. Besides, every celebration, in the morning he sent a message with the best wishes and instructions about how to find his hidden gift. He was doing it for every family member. And I was thinking that he was a magic man because it was like a fairytale for me. I love my father. Thank him a lot for everything he did.

The Grandma in the car. Ten years ago my grandpa bought a new car. But he was afraid that someone could steal it one day. Once upon a time, he drove to the supermarket with his wife (my grandma). He said her to stay in the car to defend it from thieves. While he was doing shopping, she was sitting in the car and waiting for him. When he came out of the supermarket, he didn’t see the car with his wife. He came home with tears in his old eyes. We called the police, and they were asking many questions. In the end, they found the car with my grandma. Can you believe, that she still was in the car? And the car was still at the supermarket. Just my grandpa forgot that he left his car in the parking lot at the other side of the supermarket. P.S.: I still can't imagine, what did he expect her to do. Did he really think, that in a dangerous situation, my grandma like a ninja could come out of the car and punish any thieves?

Make peace with your mother Each time, when I had a quarrel with my mother in my school years, she wasn’t talking to me. At that moment I was starting to do my homework and always asked a lot of questions: how to do this or that. Of course, I knew all the answers in advance, but it was a great trick to calm the situation and make peace with her.

A piece of chalk... When I was studying at the University, we have a lesson in a great lecture hall, because it was joined with the other classroom. So, there were two doors for one place. The second door didn’t seal yet. The teacher was an old man, about 76 years old. He was a little blind and a little deaf. It so fell out that there wasn’t any piece of chalk. The old man asked to take the piece of chalk from the other classroom and bring it back. One girl was decided to complete this mission by herself. She left the audience and knocked on the second door in ten seconds. She opened the door and asked: Do you have a piece of chalk. Our teacher answered, without even looking at her: No, we don’t. I’ve already sent a pupil to take it from the other classroom. The girl came back to the first door and said: They don’t have the piece of chalk. The old man replied: I know, someone was coming from the other classroom and asked it as well.