Who can tell me how to speak English like UK native?

Shopping day and little girls On Sunday, I went to a shopping mall unintended. I found a little girl who is my school student by accidental. But, I still continuous shopping. While I faced the mirror the girl was watching the mirror. I remained quiet. After three seconds, I heard this girl showed her very nervous step voices. Do you know what happened? Yeah! that's right! She found me and she told her mummy her school teacher was there! Ha Ha! This always happened!

Blue Monday? Today is Monday. For me, it is first working day and a normal weekday. My heart is quite peaceful. In my work, I found a colleague looked like have stomach ache. I asked: "Is it because blue Monday ?" She answered: "Yes! I felt very stress!" I replied: "Wow! I never think it is blue Monday. I always think I can look at my lovely pupils. I can teach them, play with them. Teaching career have been bringing me varied life. I like it! I enjoy it! So, Monday for me, just working day, it is not blue at all!" After heard my thought, my coworker said: "I love your positive thinking! Really bright!" In my view, work itself is neutral. If you are unemployed for a long time, you will very desired to attain a job. If you have worked very exhausted and got an extremely low pay, you may want to quit. But, work included tough and satisfied sides. We need to use our intelligent and positive attitude to conquer any challenges! And, facing everyday joyously! HaHa!