The second one is answered by Pouya. The first one, i believe is in Shirazi dialect. If you dont know the language and just hear this sentence, it may sounds you German. har mikhen saresh taizen takesh paikhen (It needs small corrections) Which means, (Metal) nail has a pointed tip and a flat head.

:D I'm not sure if the first sentence is Persian but the second one makes sense in Persian: when you rise(get up), it stoops! otherwise that would be Japanese~!

Hi Mandy30. Your sentences aren't Farsi! I'm afraid,i can't help you.

These are two funny sentences which you can understand their meaning just if you are good in Farsi. Of course they are not in formal Farsi and are full of incorrect words. They are just for fun. First one assumes to have a sound like German language and the second one like Japanese.

that is a kind of dialect and informal.