CHISTES MEXICANOS

CONSULTA MÉDICA.

Kim's Korean Convenience Store

EP01. Why do Koreans use honorifics? (feat. 안녕하세요)

今次分享從朱古力表示向母校捐了200刀開始。這個秋天大家都有點忙，所以終於是好不容易網上相聚了一次，各位分享了一下最近生活上的（不）瑣碎小事。從朱古力的驚險一週，到雪條一次過拔了四顆智齒，到雞胸寫不完的功課和考不完的試，最後是我們的已婚醬爆快樂的蜜月之旅。這期播出的時候差不多冬至都已經唱完了，你還記得自己的秋天是怎麼過的嗎


夠鐘煲粥 Congee Time

EP39. 這個秋天有點忙

Die kleine Geschichte von dem deutschen Schriftsteller Leonardo Thoma über das Zusammenleben ohne Konflikte.

Deutsch unterwegs / German on the go

L. Thoma "Das Idealpaar"

Um homem disse que finalmente chegava de ter tantos filhos, depois de ter 102 filhos

Aprenda Português Com Notícias Insólitas e Malucas -Learn Portuguese With Crazy Isoteric News 

Depois de 102 filhos disse que bastava

Hier lernst du wie du höflich aber bestimmt widersprichst, ohne unhöflich oder aggressiv zu wirken. Das ist eine wichtige Fähigkeit für dein berufliches und privates Leben in Deutschland.
Wenn du schon mal in einer Situation warst, in der jemand etwas Falsches gesagt hat und du wusstest nicht, wie du elegant widersprechen sollst - dann ist diese Episode perfekt für dich.


Selbstbewusst leben in Deutschland, für Muttersprachler und B2+

Selbstbewusst widersprechen

In this episode we are going to learn a Real Chinese Conversation【Weekend Plan】. 
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A: 这（个）周末你有什么打算吗？
zhè （ gè ） zhōu mò nǐ yǒu shén me dǎ suàn ma ？
Do you have any plans for (this) weekend?
B: 还不知道呢。你呢？
hái bù zhī dào ne 。 nǐ ne ？
Don't know yet. What about you?
A: 最近天气很好，我打算去爬山。
zuì jìn tiān qì hěn hǎo ， wǒ dǎ suàn qù pá shān 。
The weather has been nice lately, I'm planning to go hiking.
B: 我很久没有爬山了，感觉很累。
wǒ hěn jiǔ méi yǒu pá shān le ， gǎn jué hěn lèi 。
I haven't climbed a mountain for a long time,(it) feels tiring.
A: 我要去的这个山很好爬，一点也不累。
wǒ yào qù de zhè ge shān hěn hǎo pá ， yì diǎn yě bú lèi 。
This mountain I'm going to climb is very easy to climb,not tiring at all.
B: 是吗？要爬多久？
shì ma ？ yào pá duō jiǔ ？
Is it so? How long does it take to climb?
A: 慢慢爬，两三个小时就爬完了。
màn màn pá ， liǎng sān gè xiǎo shí jiù pá wán le 。
Climb slowly, you'll finish in two or three hours.
B: 真的吗？听起来还挺轻松。
zhēn de ma ？ tīng qǐ lái hái tǐng qīng sōng 。
Really? Sounds easy.
A: 对啊。你要不要一起去？
duì a 。 nǐ yào bu yào yì qǐ qù ？
Yeah. Do you want to come along?
B: 可以啊，但是我没有登山鞋。
kě yǐ a ， dàn shì wǒ méi yǒu dēng shān xié 。
Sure, but I don't have any climbing shoes.
A: 我可以陪你去买。
wǒ kě yǐ péi nǐ qù mǎi 。
I can go with you to buy them.
B: 好啊，那我们下班后一起吃饭，吃完饭去逛街买鞋，怎么样？
hǎo a ， nà wǒ men xià bān hòu yì qǐ chī fàn ， chī wán fàn qù guàng jiē mǎi xié ， zěn me yàng ？
Well, how about we have dinner together after work and go shopping for shoes afterward?
A: 没问题。你想吃什么？
méi wèn tí 。 nǐ xiǎng chī shén me ？
No problem. What do you want to eat?
B: 好久没吃火锅了，你想吃吗？
hǎo jiǔ méi chī huǒ guō le ， nǐ xiǎng chī ma ？
It's been a long time since I had hot pot. Do you want some?
A: 火锅我也很喜欢吃，那就吃火锅吧。
huǒ guō wǒ yě hěn xǐ huan chī ， nà jiù chī huǒ guō ba 。
I like hot pot too. Let's have hot pot.
B: 行，晚点儿见。
xíng ， wǎn diǎn er jiàn 。
Okay, see you later.

Yuli's Chinese Channel

周末的打算 Weekend Plan （Beginner）

Hoy sale la cabalgata de Reyes Magos en España y los niños recibirán los regalos mañana por la mañana. 

En este episodio aprenderás en qué consiste esta tradición y también a expresar algo que te parece peligroso con presente de subjuntivo.

📩 Apúntate a mi boletín de noticias para aprender una palabra coloquial al día: https://acortar.link/d8H9at

Español coloquial

Me parece peligroso que tiren caramelos

We all want our friends and relatives to be happy, but who is responsible for their care?
Today we read a story about a 95 year old woman in the UK.

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h_1HX3Bsi1CMHmMKQoPT0G36CwgMdNBS0uekz6NK7EE/edit?usp=drivesdk


Extract: 
We're going to go through a new story today and it begins with anger as a 95 year old (is)  told to take out her bins. Now, I just want to give you some background to this first of all. So, here in the UK, we have to put our bins on the streets for them to be collected and emptied.
So we have large bins, which are referred to as wheelie bins, And we must put those on the street. Depending on your relationship with your neighbours if you live in an apartment block, someone may do this for you. But the council employees, the people who come to empty the bins, will not come upon your property to collect them. They used to. But they don't any more. Depending on the council and depending on their funding, You may be able to request them to help you if you're old or infirm. As money is tight  these days for everyone, more and more councils are refusing to do this. A council is simply a local area government.
 Now we're going to read through a story here about what's happened to a 95 year old. Now, bearing in mind that here in the UK, we don't generally mix with our neighbours unless we know them very well or are related to them.
As I’ve often told you, we view  the Government almost like a mother or father, we expect them to do the things, which perhaps in your country is done by a community.



