**This story contains graphic and explicit material it is not recommended for children. For mature audiences only** 18+

In this episode the hen interprets every death on her farm as evidence of God’s judgments on the undeserving, and takes skewed life lessons from the deaths. 

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Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk by David Sedaris read by me Teacher Alyse
Illustrations by Ian Falconer

Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk and other stories from David Sedaris ( Adult 18+) 

The Judicious Brown Chicken 18+

Molti dei miei studenti di Italiano spesso mi raccontano del loro desiderio di trasferirsi in Italia per qualche mese. Per questo motivo ho deciso di creare una puntata del mio Podcast dedicata alla ricerca di un appartamento. 

Italiano Chiaro

All'agenzia immobiliare

Bonjour à tous dans ce premier épisode de Ces choses qui m'ont marqué 
-Présentation de l'émission
-Ce manga qui m'a marqué One Piece 

Ces choses qui m'ont marqué

episode #1 One Piece

In this episode，you will learn some basic sentences about how to introduce yourself.
在這裡，你會學到一些關於“自我介紹” 的簡單句式。

Episode1: 
1.你好，我叫做Sam. ( Hello, I’m called Sam.)
néih hóu, ngóh giu jouh Sam.（Yale）
nei5 hou2, ngo5 giu3 zou6 Sam. (Jyutping)

你好，我係Sam.（Hello, I'm Sam.）
néih hóu, ngóh haih Sam.
nei5 hou2, ngo5 hai6 Sam.

2.我係美國人。（I‘m American.）
ngóh haih méih gwok yàhn.
ngo5 hai6 mei5 gwok3 jan4.

中國人jūng gwok yàhn/zung1 gwok3 jan4（Chinese）
英國人yīng gwok yàhn/jing1 gwok3 jan4(British)
日本人yaht bún yàhn/jat6 bun2 jan4（Japanese）
巴西人bā sāi yàhn/baa1 sai1 jan4 (Brazilian）
西班牙人sāi bāan ngàh yàhn/sai1 baan1 ngaa4 jan4（Spanish）
澳洲人 ou jāu yàhn/ ou3 zau1 jan4（Australian）

3.我係一名老師。（I‘m a teacher.）
ngóh haih yāt mìhng lóuh sī.
ngo5 hai6 jat1 ming4 lou5 si1.

律師leuht sī/leot6 si1（lawyer）
醫生yī sāng/ji1 sang1（doctor）
學生hohk sāang/hok6 saang1（student）
護士wuh sih/wu6 si6（nurse）
商人sēung yàhn/soeng1 jan4（businessman/businesswoman）
文員màhn yùhn/man4 jyun4（office clerk）
工程師gūng chìhng sī/gung1 cing4 si1（engineer）

Penny and penny lay up will be many，keep trying! 不積跬步無以至千里，加油吧！

Daliy Conversations for Cantonese (粵語會話）

Introduce yourself（自我介紹）part1

Let's dig into the details of how much revenue the US is making from the new trade tariffs.

Short & Sweet Daily Business English News

Episode 3, How much money is the US making from tariffs?

What to pay attention to while picking a teacher? I have a couple of hints for you besides the obvious answers.
How to build a good rapport with a student? How to decrease TTT? I am giving some practical examples that worked for me.
Also, a huge bonus! My cohost cat Puma joins me. Unbelievable :).

Do you English?

How to pick a teacher?

        这个现象挺有意思的：同样是说中文，对待同样的事情，说出来的话可以是很不一样的，这可能就是成语和俗语的区别吧。同时，读书人和不读书人、社会地位高和低的人，在说中文时也是能让人听出来几分的哟。This phenomenon is very interesting: Regarding speak Chinese, the same thing to say the words can be very different, which may be the difference between idioms and colloquial.  At the same time, Knowledgeable people and non- Knowledgeable people, and people of high and low social status can also be recognized when speaking Chinese.

四季人生（The Four Seasons of Life）

成语和俗语的区别（The difference between idioms and colloquial expressions）

In today's podcast for ESL learners we look at:

1. Our weekly lesson and daily affirmation
2. The letter of the law
3. Two news reports about our schools.




Teacher Joseph's Podcast

Schools come together to ban smartphones.

I talk about National Grammar Day and Banksey's real name.
 Transcripts will be back in the next podcast.