Playing with words... silly, but clever questions The following questions were posted just to make you smile.Everyone is welcome to respond to these silly, funny, clever questions.Enjoy...************

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Playing with words... silly, but clever questions

The following questions were posted just to make you smile.

Everyone is welcome to respond to these silly, funny, clever questions.

Enjoy...

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1 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

2 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but touch the paint right after you say the paint is wet?

3 Can we spell the word "creativity" any way we want?

4 Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

5 Was the person who invented the Express Lane at a grocery store, properly thanked?

6 If a fork were made of gold, would it still be called silverware?

7 If something goes without saying, why do people still say it?

8 Television show hosts often introduce their next guest by saying, "Our next guest needs no introduction..." and then they proceed to provide a long introduction.

2019年4月12日 11:47

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Ahahaha, these are great! Some more...

9. Are you working hard, or hardly working?

10. If the word 'Incorrectly' is spelled <em>incorrectly</em> in every single dictionary, then how can we determine the correct spelling of the word?

11. If one is able to catch a cold, why can he not throw it away?

2019年4月12日

<em>What does not kill you, only makes you stronger...</em>

This is false. If I were to jump off a two-storey building, it is possible that I would continue to live, yet more likely is the possibility of having two broken legs. I'd be weak.

2019年4月12日