Study (<em>verb</em>) – The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Tomorrow (<em>noun</em>) – The best time to do everything you had planned for today.

Shin (<em>noun</em>) – A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Internet (<em>noun</em>) – The reason you are failing college.

No offense (<em>phrase</em>) – A phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment.

Friend (<em>noun</em>) – One of the many strangers on Facebook.

Science Fair (<em>noun</em>) – A time for parents to show how talented they are.

Sarcasm (<em>noun</em>) – The brain’s natural defense against the less intelligent.

Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

lol - Your comment wasn’t funny enough to actually laugh out loud.

secret <em>(noun)</em> - something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

Group project <em>(noun)</em> – Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work.

Never mind <em>(phrase)</em> - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.