Writing(?) exercise: false promise

The past seven years have witnessed a phenomenon that a variety of promises have been arising from all walks of life. Regretfully, quite a lot of promises are sheer nonsense, just as the hen in the given cartoon commits herself to laying eggs which are round without any angles and*2 corners and have shell(s)*3, egg white(s)*3 and yolk(s)*3.

Odd and funny as they sound, such false promises can be seen and heard everywhere in our country. Some administration departments assure to perform their tasks effectively and fairly without tasking any bribes; some manufacturing units guarantee to turn out products of good quality; some commercial enterprises swear to provide genuine commodities and polite and enthusiastic services. Can you find anything new and substantial other than their obligation(s), duties and jobs in these so called promises? I guess your answer will be negative. As a matter of fact, their intention to make commitments is nothing but to put on civilized outer clothing to please or deceive the public.

I dare say that our society is suffering corruption and cheat which are causing damage to society both materially and morally. But the hen and her like should know that by dishonest words no one can survive the intense competition under market economy system. They should remember the old saying, “Honest is the best policy".

Hi Sing, I felt this article is very nicely written with good expressions. You know, I am studying English, so I read and checked this for my study as well. I could study quite a few vocabularies or expressions from this one.

In the writing above, I corrected with color. In my image, the original(?) article should be very good, so please be understood these are just for your reference and also for my study.
*1 There are two cases to write “without…or” and “without…and”. Here it seems that “angles and corners” is regarded as almost one phrase.
*2 It seems to me that all these words are adjusted to plural form, but I think they are usually regarded as uncountable word.