I really have no talent to express my emotions in English.The worst part of English class was when I had to make a conversation and I had to play a role and displayed my sadness, excitement, surprise, happiness… in an imaginary situation. That was awful. I couldn’t. When I talk in English my voice is steady. No falling no rising no pressure!!! And I know it is a big weak point.
And when we had to tell joke nobody couldn’t tell. Just our master could tell a funny story.
Can you express your emotions when you talk with second language?
Can you tell a joke in English and everybody laugh to it? If you can please write a joke.
Thanks for your jokes.
I will be glad if you correct my mistakes.
This is actually a true story. A fellow teacher told me this happened to him.
This teacher I know was planning on showing his high school class a video on dinosaurs. It was very high quality and computer generated. It looked very realistic.
Before he showed the video, he explained that most people do not believe that humans and dinosaurs were living on Earth at the same time. (We have a cartoon from the 1950's and 60's that has a family living with a pet dinosaur. It's called The Flintstones. Also, some religious families actually believe that Jesus probably rode a T-rex. But that's another story...)
So anyway, this teacher was showing this video on dinosaurs to his high school class. One girl in the class raised her hand and asked the teacher, "Mr. So-and-so, what do you mean there weren't any people around? Who was holding the video camera?"
What does Pink Panther say when he treads on an ant?
"Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead annnnnnttt" (said/sung to the rhythm of the Pink Panther theme tune)
- Can what?
- Canada!
Hahaha Sorry... :/



