Funny story about Englishman (part 1) I don't know real this story or not :) Englishman in Donetsk (Ukraine) Euro 2012. Young Englishman was came to the Donetsk's hospital in ambulance car. The man had strong intoxication. Spunky boy was trying to go to the coma, but Ukraine's doctors did not allowed countryman's of John Hughes to be died in city which was created by John Hughes. They returned the boy to quarterfinal of championship before indeed only one step before light at the end of tunnel. Englishman regained consciousness, looked around and when he did not find Saint Peter, he was swearing, so much. The story was: Young English boy came in to the Ukraine's product shop and had said "fucking shit!!!". He did not see before so many and so cheap alcohol with price 5-10 euro! He did not see before so much red caviar, that forbidden in UK for eating! But here it is no problem, if you have money... He had money. He had 70 pounds in national currency and he was starting.. He bought 5 bottles of vodka and 1 kg of red caviar. Young Englishman was making celebrating of English football. He ate at English style: he was drinking glass of vodka and next he was DRINKING glass of red caviar, he was repeating this cycle one by one... He was starting the fifths bottle of vodka, when he had felt bad. Donetsk's doctors in image of archangel Gabriel returned him to the sinful Earth... Second part of this story will be soon :)