Explaining my Profile Picture - Explaining

Hi!
So, I have a pretty weird picture as profile picture... Let me explain why I chose it.
1. I don't have many any pictures of myself, because I don't like them... Recently, I did a "Photo Character Battle" with someone, and those are currently the only pictures of myself on my computer. I'm a Critic o_O
2. I look dangerous. I am dangerous. Sometimes. (I hope the picture doesn't scare you)..

Good!

-Unlike in Dutch, we don't usually use commas before conjunctions

Ik speel elke dag voetbal, en Karin gaat elke dinsgas volleyballen

I play football every day and Karin goes to play Volleyball every Tuesday

-Unlike in Dutch, when we start a sentence with an adverb of time we use a comma after it

Hoewel ben ik een vrolijke persoon.

Although, I am a happy person

-Unlike in Dutch, you can't write an entire sentence in brackets - you have to put the brackets in the previous sentence and then finish the sentence after the brackets

-You also can't really like "I haven't got any photos of myself on my computer" when you clearly do when you've put a picture of yourself up!