Till we came up with the house' = Until we invented the house. She's always worried about 'Diablo' (it's another name for the devil - evil).

Thank you very much!

0:15-0:32: "Hey wanna (want to) burn a few vacation days sleeping on the ground outside? Uh, no. What if I told you you get to crap standing up in the woods? I still wouldn't want to go. You'll wake up freezing covered in a rash. Alright I'll go." 0:36-0:40: "It was a tradition in everyone's family til(until) we came up with a house."(Got a house) 1:39-1:43: "So we're not eating by Monpod Dalmer(? I'm not sure here, but it's someone's name)" 1:07-1:10: "We'll see you at Easter!" 1:16-1:19: "She's always WORRIED about the ablow(I don't know what that is)." 1:36-1:39: "It makes you look forward to going to the DMV." The DMV is famous for having extremely long wait times. 2:45-2:48: "Because you deserve it." 3:01-3:08: "Yeah, I lied, I double-parked... can we wrap this up? I'm meeting a hooker." 3:14-3:19: "I'm always like, 'Our father who art(old way of saying "is") in heaven without the approved written consent of major league baseball." 3:22-3:23: "Too far." 4:00-4:09: "Yeah, we got a lot of kids sneaking in using the pool. Those gates weren't easy, we had to go down to Hell and get a contractor and everything." 7:07-7:30: "And after Moses parted the Red Sea did he say anything? Was it like: 'TAH-DAH!'(expression of triumph) 'How about them apples?'(An expression basically meaning "Haha, take that.") That'll stop some of your bitching.(vulgar way of saying "complaining") I don't know if that's chronologically accurate. This guy is going to hell in two religions. He's practically sprinting there." Wooo, that took a little while, but I hope it helps :) If you have any questions about anything he said, just ask me