HAHAHA Yiddish = is a High German language of Ashkenazi Jewish origin, spoken throughout the world. It developed as a fusion of German dialects with Hebrew, Aramaic, Slavic languages and traces of Romance languages. Zulú = South Africa, Malawi, Mozambique and Zimbabwe. The list of countries that have speakers of the Zulu language is vast. Klingon = in the Klingon empire

I read that in 1996, only 12 known human beings, from different countries, could speak Klingon. (from wikipedia).

Very funny. I think only George Bush speaks Klingon.

LOL.The Klingon language is the constructed language spoken by the fictional Klingons in the Star Trek universe. I really can't be bothered learning it, but if you wanted to, you could learn it right here: The Klingon Language Includes dictionary and analysis program, translations of English works, links, and other resources. www.khemorex-klinzhai.de/e/Hol/

My friend speaks Klingon. :P