WOMAN ATTACKS MAN USING A SAUSAGE Any kind of objects can be used in a fight, but to use a sausage to hit your mate is something funny. This was what happened when a fifty year old lady was cooking in the kitchen. His husband entered into it and began a fight on family matters. Every kind of instruments were used, like spoons, frying pans, glasses,...things that can be easily found in a kitchen. But the weird part of that story comes when he declared being attacked with a sausage his wife was going to fry. The Swedish 67 year old man has not any physical injuries. However, he has demanded his wife.

THE LARGEST HANGOVER ALL OVER THE WORLD This is probably the largest hangover all over Mankind's History. It toke place in a not surprising place for hangovers: Glasgow, Scottland. A 37 years old man reached hospital complaining about double vision and a standing headache he was suffering for the last four weeks. The astonished doctores found that he hasn't loss conscience or head lessions background. Both blood pressure and body temperature were normal and so was his medical report. Besides, he was not taking any medicines which could be the source of adverse effects, and the scaner neurological examinations discarted further problems. The ophtalmologist was the one who found out the source of the problem. He perceived swollen optical discs and bleeding fibers. At this precise moment, the guy confessed have been drinking 60 pints of beer (35 l aprox.) for four days, the previous month. Therefore, the doctors diagnosticated an alcohol caused severe dehidratation which was the source of an uncommon disease called cerebrum vein sinus thrombosis (CVST). Finally, in order to heal his vision and get headache and CVST off, the patient needed 6 more months of anticoagulant treatment.

THE LARGEST HANGOVER ALL OVER THE WORLD This is probably the largest hangover all over Mankind's History. It toke place in a not surprising place for hangovers: Glasgow, Scottland. A 37 years old man reached hospital complaining about double vision and a standing headache he was suffering for the last four weeks. The astonished doctores found that he hasn't loss conscience or head lessions background. Both blood pressure and body temperature were normal and so was his medical report. Besides, he was not taking any medicines which could be the source of adverse effects, and the scaner neurological examinations discarted further problems. The ophtalmologist was the one who found out the source of the problem. He perceived swollen optical discs and bleeding fibers. At this precise moment, the guy confessed have been drinking 60 pints of beer (35 l aprox.) for four days, the previous month. Therefore, the doctors diagnosticated an alcohol caused severe dehidratation which was the source of an uncommon disease called cerebrum vein sinus thrombosis (CVST). Finally, in order to heal his vision and get headache and CVST off, the patient needed 6 more months of anticoagulant treatment.

Please, correct!!.-BRIDE SPENDS HER WEDDING NIGHT WITH HER GRANDFATHER This story toke place in China. The just married wife was in the hotel for his wedding night. She got out of the toilett and she got wrongly into her godfather's room, which whom she spended her wedding night. The next morning, due to the sunlight, she noticed about her mistake. Although nothing about this story makes sense, the godfather has been required to pay 2.500 euros to the husband's family. Nevertheless, the court dictaminated that it wasn't godfather's fault, but wife's, so she must face it out.

Please, correct!!.-BRIDE SPENDS HER WEDDING NIGHT WITH HER GRANDFATHER This story toke place in China. The just married wife was in the hotel for his wedding night. She got out of the toilett and she got wrongly into her godfather's room, which whom she spended her wedding night. The next morning, due to the sunlight, she noticed about her mistake. Although nothing about this story makes sense, the godfather has been required to pay 2.500 euros to the husband's family. Nevertheless, the court dictaminated that it wasn't godfather's fault, but wife's, so she must face it out.

Please correct!! :)MAN BUYS TWO AIRPLANE TICKETS DUE TO HIS WEIGHT AND THEY SOLD THEM SEPARATELY There is a rule in some flying companies. Due to this rule, fat people must buy two tickets instead of one to be allowed to fly. Our hero's name is Les Price, a 43 years old man with 234 Kg weight, who wanted to fly to Irland. The flying company required him to buy two tickets due to the aforementioned rule, which applies for passangers with more than 127 Kg. Therefore, Les bought four tickets, two of them tfor the going and the other two to comming. But to his surprise, they were solt separately. For the going one of them was next to the window and the other one next to aisle. But it could be even worst, because to comming back, he had one sit on file 17 and the other one on file 19.

PRETENDS TO BE KIDNAPPED TO GET A DAY OFF.-CORRECT PLEASE!! :) A 48 years old woman, named Sheila Bailey Eubank, pretended to be kidnapped in order to get a day off and a little bit of attention. The authorities found her tied to her car, on the countryside near Ray Ellison Boulevard and Valley Brook, on October the 10. She declared being forced to drive around the city by a man pointing her with a knife under a drugs traffic operation. Then she was tied and abandoned on the countryside. Her explanation fell down when the inspectors found a lottery card inside her bag, which has been bought by the place where she was found. The recordered pictures taken with the security cam in the shop where she bought the lottery card, showed that she was quiet and in a good mood when she did the shopping. When asked, she hadn't any other option than confess that she had invented the story just because she “wanted a day off and catch people's attention”. Eubank was arrested under 10 housand dollars deposit.

CORRECT THIS, PLEASE!! Cigarrette butts on the floor, one of the most common and bothering rubbish in cities, are not completely dangerous, at least for some urban birds, as it's shown in the research performed in the City of Mexico, which proves that a lot of different birds use this rubbish to keep their nests free of parasites. The discovery is part of a duty directed by the mexican scientific Constantino Macías García, which was published on Wednesday by the british Royal Society. “The research concluded that cigarrette butts are behind a decrease in the number of parasites, such as acarus or louses, wich suck bird's blood and feed on their feathers”, pointed the scientist. The study, developed in Mexico, grants “interesting examples about how do birds to adapt to their urban environment”, as posted on the “Biology Letters”, published by the Royal Society.

WEDDING In a wedding, there are: -the bride=girlfriend -the........=boyfriend Can you complete the blank space please?