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Why Russian people never smile?
Hy guys. Today I want to tell you why the Russians smile so little. I had never thought about this before, but I noticed that people who speak European languages smile much more often. I thought .... Why is this so? I thought, thought, and ... and once I saw an interview with Mila Kunis where she compared the Russian language and Klingon. Eureka. It's so hard to smile when you speak Russian.
Look: There is a word - love. Nice word. Good word. Sexual word. Just listen to how it sounds ... LOVE. In Russian, love will be ЛЮБОВЬ. ЛЮ-БО-ВЬ. Is it sexy? Yes, if you like stiffness in sex. One more word to pat. For example, Pat a friend on the shoulder. In Russian, it will sound like Похлопать or Потрепать. It doesn’t sound friendly. So, the first reason why Russians don’t smile is that our language is not sexy and it sounds rude.
The second reason is that all Russians are mafia. Yes, mafia!!! Why is the Russian mafia cooler than Italian? Do you know the answer? Because when an Italian speaks to you, you want to dance. If a Russian speaks to you, you want to run as far as possible.
The third reason is that Russians do not know how to think positively. Russians are not sure about tomorrow. Russian heads are always busy with the question - how to survive? Not how to live but how to survive.
And the fourth reason is corruption. Russia has one hundred and thirty-eighth place in terms of corruption in the world. How can you smile here after that? I don’t know! I can’t.
The fifth reason is the Russian media. If you watch Russian television, your brain begins to boil. I'm talking about the news now. On all news channels they say how good it is to live in Russia, how safe it is to live in Russia. They say on TV that we have good salaries, good roads, clean streets, and the best healthcare system. In general, according to Russian media, Russia is the best country in the world. And then you look out the window and understand: somewhere you are being deceived. Where are the reasons for smiles? There is none of them.
I want to clarify, everything I said is just my personal opinion.
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Conversation about nothing
There are many possibilities to catch cattle with a rope. When the huge stream of animals is running toward you, you have some tools to survive. At first you can run faster than them. Secondly, if you want to live, you need to stretch a rope for the entire spread of a plain. It's necessary to be loud in this situation and don't allow the cattle to crush you. When you created a particular border between you and the cattle you must march like southern peoples which settled this place in the past. Your dress mustn't be bright because the cattle doesn't like it. So, don't forget to show a fig to them, they are afraid of it. Actually, neither first nor second way will help you, especially the second way but if you want to live you must try. Ok, I suggest to imagine you are prepared to meet with the cattle and you repeated all the ways you will do. What’s next? I don't care because, I want to underline it, I am master of theory and I've never been in the same situation.
Next unit will be about football. I like observing how the players are running without a ball in a triangle and think they are cool. All of them breathe with oxygen, go around like one column, and seem like suffixes. They never think about a current score. Their coach supposed that they entered in this championship not across a bed but he was wrong. He was led with various ideas about term of his contract. Nobody including him wants to lose his money. He found a solution to the problem. He determined to consider all tools of winning. He took sharp knife and cut all players’ "balls". His experience talks him that these "substances without their balls" could win the championship among women.
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What I Hate In My Job
I don't know why it happens. Every day I come at work. I'm meeting with different people here. And all of them want a discount from me. I work of spare parts shop for tractors and trailers but my costumers think they are in the fish-market. It happens so:
- Do you have a discount for me?
- Why?
- Omm..I want.
- I'm sorry, but what do you want?
- I just want to pay less.
- I'm sorry, but no, I haven't.
- Ok.
And after this they pay full price and come out.
Why every day do same thing if it's not bring a result?
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About my dream!!!
Ok, my name is Eugene, I live in Voronezh, Russia. I have a dream: I dream to visit Canada. Why? I want to tell you about this.
One day someone gave me the postcards with very beautiful pictuiers. I saw there cities, forests, lakes, a lot of lakes, mountain and some animals. On the back of the postcards was written: Canada - the best country of the world.
It happened a lot time ago when I was 10 years old. A couple of years later I found a book in a bookcase of my parents. It was 'Two little savages' by Ernest Thompson Seton. This story about two Canadian's boys who wanted to be like indians...
There were a lot of books after one about Australia, USA, Russia, UK and ect but my heart has been belonging to Canada since that moment.
And now, when we have an Internet, YouTube and TV, I open a lot of facts about Canada and all this like me more and more.
Yes, there are a lot of beautiful places and wonbeful books in my country and I must be a patriot but now I fall in love with Canada and nothing else matters.
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About my dog.
Hello everybody.
Every day I wake up early morning and go out to walk with my dog. It's can be rains, hot, froz, anything. I love my doggy :-)
But sometimes I think that my dog hate me because it doesn't let me sleeps. It can start to jump on me in 5 a.m. Yes, I wake up, put on the clothes and go outsite. When I come out and look back I don't see the dog. I come back home and see......my dog sleeps in my bed near my wife. I think in the so moment - F*** dog!!!!
24. Mai 2018
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What is mean "RODINA" for Russians.
There is a word in Russian. The word is Rodina (Родина). This is word means a place - home, land, room, country, village and ect. The word can means any places that belong your heart or when your heart belongs to place. For example, I was born in Voronezh, the town in Russia but my Rodina isn't Russia or Voronezh. My Rodina is little home in a little village near Voronezh. I was happy there when I was childe. Now I can't be there becouse the home is sold. I couldn't to do something to interrupt proces. I have a wife and a daughter, I have an apartment and I have a dog but I say - I haven't Rodina in my heart but I believe that I'll find Rodina for my heart.
And what is mean Rodina for you?
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