Laugh and Learn Persian: Joke #2
محاورهای: خونة یه اصفهانیه آتیش میگیره، به آتش نشانی اس ام اس میزنه
رسمی: خانه یک اصفهانی آتش میگیرد، به آتش نشانی اس ام اس میزند
House of an Isfihani catches fire. He sends a message (SMS) to fire station.
Note:
Isfahan: A city and a province in Iran that its people are known as stingy
I create a group named "laugh and learn Persian". Please up your joke in this group. tnx.
7 ottobre 2012
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Start a a group dsscussion for translated farsi jokes.
here is mine
کشیشی داشته توی یه بیابون می رفته، میفته تو یه چاه. هی داد زد خدایا کمکم کن خدا کمکم کن.
یه ماشین آتش نشانی اومد، یه طناب انداخت و گفت طنابو بگیر بیا بالا.
کشیش گفت ولم کن فقط خدا باید کمکم کنه، خدا بهم کمک می کنه.
گفت طنابو بگیر بابا همینجا میمیریا. گفت نه خدا به من کمک می کنه.
کشیش میمیره میره اون دنیا به خدا میگه خدا من این همه به تو ایمان داشتم این همه عبادت کردم،
چرا کمکم نکردی؟ خدا بهش گفت آخه بی پدر و مادر، تو نگفتی ماشین آتش نشانی وسط بیابون چیکار میکنه !!!ine:
A priest was walking in a desert, when he suddenly fell into a deep well. He started to shout, asking God for help. Then, a firefighting vehicle turned up. The firefighters dropped a rope down and ask the priest to grab it and pull himself up. The priest though said’ go away', I only want my God to help out of this well not you’.
After a long exchange of words, firefighters left and the priest died of starvation at the bottom the well.
Later in the afterlife, the priest said to God ‘I always believed in you and spent most of my life praying you, why didn’t you help me back in the well? ‘The God replied “you moron, didn’t you ever tell yourself what the hell the firefighting machine was doing in the middle of the desert?
25 settembre 2012
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