With love to English - 2 Dear English, Please don't be so hard to please! I am a big fan of yours. Rather I'm a friend of yours. Your mood swings like full-stops, commas and hyphens are so confusing sometimes that I don't understand which one to use when! Your tenses and articles are like tsunami for me. Why are you so complicated? The moment I try and understand something about you, some other query pops-up. O English your tantrums are are taxing. Please be easy and follow lesser rules. You know that you're in demand world over and maybe that is why you are being so arrogant :(( Please be easy on us before we just dump you.