I‘d like to share this joke with you!!

Roast Pig
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat: "Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
That's all.

Do you know why I shared this joke with you? Hahaha... That’s because the pronunciation of my name "Luzhu" is similar to "Ruzhu", it might confuse you if you do not hear clearly. Isn't Mightn't it? <em>(matches the 'It might...')</em> Then what's the meaning of "ruzhu"? You have got it I guess, well, that means roast suckling pig...lol :P  Sometimes, my friends call me "ruzhu"just for fun. Now, I told this secret to you, but please forget it! never mention it do not recall that,:-D