What does mean "blotto" in this case?
"Would love to get blotto, sadly can't. Have to go to New York and blow somebody."

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Blotto means "very drunk".

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It probably means "really drunk."

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It means drunk.

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Ahh, one of my friends uses this word often. :)

"Get blotto" means to get drunk. Think of blotting paper, ie. a kind of paper which is used to soak up liquid.

We have hundreds of funny expressions for being drunk.  I prefer to say "maggoted". What an image.

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It is an email:

"Anne: Hey, let's blow off work early, go to a bar, pretend we're single. And rested. Either one. Maybe both.

Allison: Would love to get blotto, sadly can't. Have to go to New York and blow somebody. "