I'm not your mom. I'm the creature that evolved out of your mom. Hello, in an American video game, I heard this commercial: https://vocaroo.com/mQnOtqtw38I on the radio. +++++ Tired of sluggish internet access? -Mom! The internet's all slow again. -I'm not your mom. I'm the creature that evolved out of your mom. Sick of unwanted spam? -Oh... oh... another e-mail message from my old college roommate, Rod Hugeous. Oh... oh my! Computer problems make it frustrating to log on? -Error 432: network access remote server memory allocation assessment table exceeded. Hard drive reformatting will now commence... WHAT? Looking for something that requires no log-ons, no unwanted e-mail, coherent sentences, and no technical problems whatsoever? Read a book. Books, the original internet. +++++ I wonder if you could explain to me the first part of it, the part about sluggish internet access, the boy, and his "evolved" mother. I don't understand how slow internet connection makes the boy's mother evolve into something. Could you clear this up, please? Thank you.