A funny news Today, I read a funny news online, this morning a man found his cousin who slept with him together last night after getting drunk was biting his own hand, and his hand was bleeding. he can'st wake his cousin up, so he had to take him to the hospital, after his cousin waked up, he said he was dreaming eating a pig's foot.LOL

A blind date Yesterday my elder female cousin had a blind date, i went to the cafes with her. In the washroom,my cousin told me she didn't like this man, After much thought, we came up with a solution...... When the man and my cousin talked about what kind of person they like, my cousin said actually she didn't like male, then the man blushed, "I did" he said.....～(￣▽￣～)(～￣▽￣)～ 昨天陪表姐去相亲，卫生间里表姐说不太喜欢那个男的，于是我们商量好计策。聊到喜欢什么样的异性的时候，表姐华丽丽的来了句：“其实我不喜欢男人。”然后，那男的的脸刷一下就红了，不好意思地说：“但我喜欢。”然后，剩下我和表姐在风中凌乱了

A toad wishing to eat swan meat A: Today I told a gorgeous girl that I love her B: What did she say? A: She said shi is really not good enough for me, a man who is so ambitous? B: What ambitious? A: A toad whising to eat swan meat(An ugly and poor man hopes to marry a pretty girl) A今天我和女神表白了 B她怎么说？ A她说我实在是配不上你这样一个有着凌云之志的男人 B什么凌云之志？ A癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉

A Letter to the department Dear Sir or Madam, I'm writing to express my disappointment. The unpleasant memory for seeing an aged man walking anxiously along the street and looking in vain for a taxi is still vivid.Generally speaking, unavailability of the aged for taxi service is unexpected and annoying.Taxi drivers mostly use the taxi-booking software to improve the efficiency of their services.Most frequently,taxies running along the street have been ordered through the taxi-booking software.I'm sad that there rarely are empty taxies available to the aged. Ignorance of aged people's inability to use the modern software is to blame for the embarrassing situation.I hope an effective solution could be achieved. You are expected to arrange telephone booking service or reserve more empty taxies for aged people. Sincerely, XXX

What will you do when your neighbors are renovating their flat? There are a new couple just moved in my upstairs last week.Today they started renovating their flat.I can't stand the noisy.it already last 4hours.what should I do?My friend told me to knock their door every ten minutes in the midnight.

七夕怎么过 今天七夕情人节你们打算怎么过?汪星人飘过~

Dining Reality Show Today I saw a very interesting news, according to the report that dining reality show is very popular in South Korea. A girl named park sue ann can earn 10,000dollars each month, she just need to share the whole process on the webcast when she is having a meal(usually dinner). There is a 14years old boy -Kim sung jin, can earn almost 1,500dollars everyday. I was shocked when I saw the news. I can’t believe that you can make money while eating tasty food. The psychologist said in korea increasingly people become emotional indifference, alienation of others. They often eat alone, and feel lonely. But while they watching dining reality show they feel like eating with her or him, it is a comfort to them. LOL, now i can’t wait to join the reality show, one of my hobbies is eating. But I hope they don’t ask me for money, because I am not a pretty, and the way I eat is not good. haha.┗( T﹏T )┛

Which country do you want to live in?你最想住在哪个国家？

I want to live in New Zealand. How about you?