A tale about Vitaly The Mushroom In the god-forsaken deep thicket of the forest there was Vitaly The Mushroom. He was good-looking, but very poisonous. He had a big red cap with white speckles. Vitaly was very haughty and rude, but no-one got involved with him, he was poisonous after all! And once Gennady was passing by. "Hey, you stinking carcass, why are you walking here? This is my lands, get out of here!" Gennady went to Vitaly and asked him: "Do you know, who am i?" "No" - answer Vitaly. "I am Gennady The Moose". "So what? I tell you, get out of here, moose!" "So that moose like fly agarics very much" - said Gennady and ate Vitaly.