Why my english is so bad? Fairies don't exist. I'll try to explain it using the poor vocabulary i have. You have many ways to explain every thing. The most important to do it, isn't the vocabulary, but the concept. If i don't know how to say umbrella, when i want one cause it's raining, i could say that i need any protection from rain. Another example could be when you're thirsty, and don't know this word. In that case, you could say: i need water, or beer better, that wins the war against your dried throat, and give you the present of fantastic fairies flying around your head. After three or four beers, you begin to think that your english is perfect, and that the blonde fairy is watching you with sexy eyes, but the crude reality is that the friends that is talking with you, thinks that your english sounds like a german with six sausages into his mouth. I don't know how can i write better this text, both gramatic and comprehension. Help me please, or the beer will be my final teacher.