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Firecracker Last June two teenagers let off a big firecracker (which measures 5,9 x 2 inches) at the playground, near children who are 5 years old. I was in my office when the firecracker exploded, the walls were shaking. My immediate reaction was to bend down. I decided to demarcate a secure area and call the police. I took the initiative to view security cameras. Next day the headquarter complained to the gendarmerie. Children had trouble to get over, many of them had a nightmare. I hope that the police will catch up with and make an arrest them.
14 luglio 2015
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Humor around the (english) world

Hi everyone,

 

What's your favorite joke?

I would like to understand it and to laugh it.

 

For example, a french joke : Mme et M. "Monculapasserlabarrière" ont un fils, comment s'appelle-t-il?" Edmond.

==> Edmond Monculapasserlabarrière = Aide mon cul à passer la barrière

 

// Mrs and M. "Butttopassthefence" have a son. what's his name? Edmond (phonetically in french  "èd mon" in english "help my")

 

Thank you for your joke.

 

Zouz

 

28 giugno 2015
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Macarons Recently, I've discovered an incredible pastry cook near me : Sebastien B. He's won a lot of prizes on contests and he cooks the best "macarons"! There are several flavors. My favorite is flavoured with raspberry. I have a feeling that I'm eating raspberries! It really is moreish. I like the "trois chocolats" pastry too. There are three layers of chocolate mousse : dark, milk and white. At that point, I'm hungry now. ^_^ And you? What pastry do you like?
26 giugno 2015
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