English joke What is your favorite English joke which relevant to some literal misunderstanding?

Imagined China

As a Chinese,I'm tired of my own country.

What do you think about China?

Do you think it's flourish?Huge population?Delicious Chinese food?

As a exotic country to you,do you like it?

Today is Chinese spring festival.Happy New Year to you!

About Ta English word'he','him','her' and 'it'are all pronounced 'Ta'in Chinese language.It's amazing because it sounds like there is no racism and sexism on verbal context. And i cordially recommend you learn Chinese and have fun. Are my expressions correct?Thank you for your advice.

Website For BOOKS? What website is convenient for check the original English book information? And the one can buy be better. I mean the website often used in UK. For example , I wanna check the every version of a philosophy book . Any advice?

I wanna buy English book What website is convenient  for check the original English book information? And the one can buy be better.

Any advice?

About a question What is the easiest and widest range website for check the original English book? And the one can buy be better.

Any advices?

About Migraine Migraine is a severe type of headache,not only headache. It often brings unpleasant,nausea,negative feelings and emotional. The patient who suffering migraine lowers he or she experiential well-being or quality of life. Are my expressions right?Thank you for your advice.

About Animal Rights 1.It's unmoral to use the unanesthetical animals for scientific research. 2.We should give sympathy to all the beings all over the world. Am i expression right?Thank you for your advices.