Crime vocabulary practice: Harry, a unintelligent criminal tries to make a decision about the crime of the day. After getting up very late Harry had a simple breakfast and is thinking about his plan for the day. It seems to be a good day for a lot of crime because winter is over and the first warm days brings the people in the parks and cafés. They want to enjoy the sun and will be careless with there bags and wallets. How can I get the most money with less effort- he asked himself. As long as the people spending time in the parks I could commit a burglary. I was very good in my youth as a burglar, no window could stop me. But to be honest my back is hurting and after climbing and jumping I will have swollen knees - this time is over. Whats about a good old mugging? I still have my mask and no one will identify me as the mugger. But, it´s warm and after the last two years with this virus who must not be named, I´m fed up from wearing a mask. Pickpocket could be an option, I´m sure there will be some old ladys with a lot of cash in there bags. But I still remember my last try as a pickpocker. This furiouse old Madam beated me so hart with her walking stick, I had bruises for days, no thanks I´m too old for this. Why not do some shoplifting I would like to have new shoes. But at the last time I did it the security man from the shop catched me and dragged me to the police station. I got arrested and as the judge plead me guilty for stealing the shoes I got an suspended sentence. I appealed against the conviction because I couldn´t carry out the crime because the security man was runing behinde me and I forgot one shoe in the shop. So I argued with: half loot half punishment. But the judge didn´t had any sens of humor. I could also sell some drugs in the park, but than the police will come to my house again and after this unannounced dawn raids ever an ever again they leave the house in chaos and than I will have the biggest problem of all - an angry wife.