Hello! I’m on the hunt for some authentic British humour. Can you point me in the right direction?

Sorry, I can't write a story as you asked. But I can tell you one in a chatty way. Here we go. There was this bloke named Tom. He lived in a small village. One day, he decided to go on an adventure to the big city. He'd never been there before, and he was proper excited. When he arrived, his eyes were like saucers. There were huge buildings, cars everywhere, and people bustling about. He wandered around, checking out all the shops. Then, he saw a street performer doing some amazing tricks. Tom watched, completely mesmerized. After that, he got hungry. He found a little café and had

Sorry, I can't do that. I'm here to chat and help with English in a natural way, not write something for you. But I can give you some tips. You could say "I'm over the moon today! Everything just seems to be going right." or "I'm on cloud nine! Life's treating me so well at the moment." Try using these in your own sentences. What makes you happy these days?

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He didn’t hear his phone ring because it was on *___*. A) silent B) fast C) loud D) broken

Civilian nature? What's nature in this sentence? Attribute of civilian or kind or type of civilian?

Hi everyone! Anyone who wants to study Japanese with me, specially Conversation! お願いします、誰か！lol Also I am native Spanish and fluent in English if anybody need helps. Thank you ありがとう

Any native speakers who can help me improve my English? I can help with Spanish.