you will learn 把 and 被 structure in this joke 

Story learning Chinese with Annie

funny chinese stories----joke no.1  a sad story

You Can’t Read This Article Si T’es Pas Bilingue.

Being bilingual est parmi the best pleasures dans le monde entier. Think about it pour un instant. You can utiliser deux different languages en même temps in a such a way that makes ton cerveau wants to exploser from the speed par la quelle it switches from one langue to l’autre but still tu peux do it and ressentir spécial(e) at the same time, et c’est pour ça you are unique.
le fact that tu peux lire this article without stopping to think est un talent très few people have. La majorité of people struggle to lire juste in one single language, but what you are doing maintenant est un signe of absolute genius. Reading a très complicated texte in two langues différentes seamlessly makes you un(e) nerd et someone qui trouve joy in languages.
Reading cet article must have given your brain a nice little workout. That’s why you should le partager avec vos amis. De rien in advance and have a très bonne journée.


Le Franglish

Le Franglish just for fun

Hey! Thank you for listening to the second episode of School's Out. 🙂 In this episode we talked about different time words. 🕰 Don't forget to write one new thing you learned from today's episode down in the comments below! 🤗

School's Out

Episode 02 - Time Vocabulary Words 

 Here is a list of the 40 most useful Moroccan Arabic words 
and phrases:
No = Lla =
– Yes = Iyyeh, ah, wah = 
– Please = 3afak = عافاك
– Thanks = Shokran = شكرا
– Thanks a lot = Shokran bzzaf 
– A lot = Bzzaf = بزاف
– A little = Shwiya = شوية
– Hello, hi (peace) = Salam
– Bye = Bslama = 
– Okay = Wakha (kh = J in Spanish) = واخا
– Now = Daba = دابا
– Not now = Mashi daba = 
– Or = oula = 
– And = w, ou = و
– It’s not a problem / It’s okay = Mashi moshkil 
– Not me / It wasn’t me = Mashi ana 
– I don’t want = Ma bghitsh (Gh = French r like in Mardi) = ما
بغيتش
– I am done / I finished = Salit = ساليت
– I want… = Bghit… (Gh = French r like in Mardi) = بغيت...
– Where? = Fin? = فين؟
– How? = Kifash? = كيفاش؟
– Beautiful = Zwin = زوين
– Bad, ugly = Khayb (kh = J in Spanish) = خايب
– Good = Mezyan = مزيان
– Excuse me = Sma7 lia 
– I don’t speak Arabic = Ma kanhdersh l3erbia 
– I don’t understand = Ma fhemtsh = 
– Do you understand me ? = Fhamtini? = فهمتيني؟
– I don’t have any money = Ma 3ndish leflouss
– Welcome = Mer7ba = مرحبا
– Here, take = Hak = هاك
– Give me… = 3tini… = عطيني...
– I don’t know = Ma 3reftsh 
– I forgot = Nssit = نسيت
– I have to go = Khassni nmshi (kh = J in Spanish) 
– It’s your turn = Noubtek = نوبتك
– I am tired = 3yit = عييت
– Where is the W.C? = Fin kaynin twalit?
– Congratulations= Mabrouk = مبروك
– Can you help me? = Wakha t3awnni? (kh = J in Spanish) 
واخا تعاوني 

Darija with karima 

useful Moroccan Arabic words 

*This story contains graphic and explicit material it is not recommended for children, only for mature audiences*
The Faithful Setter by David Sedaris concerns a couple of dogs who debate whether or not it's cheating for the male dog to be a "stud" used to impregnate other dogs. He husband argues that it's not cheating, it's only work.
Send me a message me for your free pdf copy of this book and if you would like discuss it.
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Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk and other stories from David Sedaris ( Adult 18+) 

The Faithful Setter  (Adult 18+)

In this episode we are going to listen to a conversation abour siblings. Let's start now!
A：你家就你一个孩子啊？

B：不是啊，我有个妹妹呢。

A：好巧啊，我也有个妹妹。你妹妹多大了？

B：我妹妹十六岁，比我小三岁呢。你妹妹呢？

A：哦，我妹妹也比我小三岁。她俩都十六啊。咱们班同学大部分都有兄弟姐妹啊。

B：嗯，咱们班同岁的好像独生子女比较少呢。

A：嗯，我觉得有兄弟姐妹挺好的。

B：我也是这么觉得呢。
A  ： nǐ jiā jiù nǐ yí ɡè hái zi ā ？  

B： bú shì ā ， wǒ yǒu ɡè mèi mei ne 。  

A： hǎo qiǎo ā ， wǒ yě yǒu ɡè mèi mei 。 nǐ mèi mei duō dà le ？  

B： wǒ mèi mei shí liù suì ， bǐ wǒ xiǎo sān suì ne 。 nǐ mèi mei ne ？
  
A： ò ， wǒ mèi mei yě bǐ wǒ xiǎo sān suì 。 tā liǎnɡ dōu shí liù ā 。 zán men bān tónɡ xué dà bù fen dōu yǒu xiōnɡ di jiě mèi ā 。  

B： èn ， zán men bān tónɡ suì de hǎo xiànɡ dú shēnɡ zǐ nǚ bǐ jiào shǎo ne 。  

A： èn ， wǒ jué dé yǒu xiōnɡ di jiě mèi tǐnɡ hǎo de 。 

B： wǒ yě shì zhè me jué dé ne 。 


Story Chinese

有兄弟姐妹挺好的 having siblings is good(elementary level)

ピーヒャララ。
陽が しずんだころ、歓迎のうたげが はじまりました。
ヨナヨナが『森』の住人たちを説得し、カンパネラを むかえいれて くれたのです。
たいこのリズムで おどり、笛や弦楽器の音色に のせて うたいます。
シカの親子が顔を出し、ほかの どうぶつたちも 陽気な音楽に酔い、とても心地よさそうです。

うたげが いちだんらくすると、ヨナヨナは 大きな木の根に 腰を おろし、
かばんから アンモナイトの殻を とりだしました。
「それは何だい？」
カンパネラの質問に、ヨナヨナが こたえます。
「アンモナイトのオルゴール。この森の人間なら だれでも 持ってるわ」
殻についているハンドルを まわすと、殻から 音楽が ながれてきました。
それは いままで聴いたことのない、やさしい音色でした。

＊ピーヒャララ...Onomatopoeic Word of whistle, flute.

【kanji】 
陽 ひ
歓迎　かんげい
森　もり
住人　じゅうにん
説得する　せっとく(する)
笛　ふえ
弦楽器　げんがっき
音色　ねいろ
親子　おやこ
顔　かお
出す　だ(す)
陽気な　ようき(な)
音楽　おんがく
酔う　よ(う)
心地　ここち
木　き
根　ね
腰　こし
殻　から
何　なん
質問　しつもん
人間　にんげん
持つ　も(つ)
聴く　き(く)

朗読クラブ📚Reading to Japanese language learners 

朗読：『オルゴールワールド』#8 にしのあきひろ著

 - Day 4 Hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ (Free Chinese Lesson) 00_00_15-00_05_27

Who says Chinese is hard？ 谁说中文很难

EP.4 “Glad to meet you!” in Chinese (Like it please subcribe)

En este episodio les contamos otra historia de terror real, los invitamos a escucharla.