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The teacher to a student
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk....
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run...
Woman and policeman
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window, "Pull over!"
"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
Teacher to a student: "Why are you late today"?
Student: "Because of a sign down the road"
Teacher: "What does a sign have to do with you being late!?"
Student: "THE SIGN SAID: SCHOOL AHEAD, GO SLOW!!"
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
LOL, I used to be like that :D Thanks all for sharing some nice joke and for laughing me out loud:)
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