What are your favorite bilingual jokes? A Frenchman and an Englishman arrive at a party.Englishman: Woo! Time to party! Frenchman: Non, nous venons tout juste d'arriver !

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What are your favorite bilingual jokes? A Frenchman and an Englishman arrive at a party.

Englishman: Woo! Time to party!

Frenchman: Non, nous venons tout juste d'arriver !

21 окт. 2018 г., 6:29

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An Englishman is disappointed that he is only given one egg for breakfast by his French host.

"This isn't enough!", he protests.

"Yes, eet eez un oeuf, monsieur," says the Frenchman.

21 октября 2018 г.

This one is clever ^^

A French cat and an English cat had a boat race. The English one was named "One Two Three Cat", and the French cat was named "Un Deux Trois Cat". Which cat won the race?

The English one, of course, because Un Deux Trois Cat… sank.

22 октября 2018 г.

Inutile

La maman de <a href="https://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-and-puns-blagues-en-francais-5-with-audio" style="color: rgb(63, 109, 155); text-decoration-line: underline; font-weight: bold;">Toto</a>:
– Toto, où est la passoire ?
Toto:
– Je l’ai jetée, elle était pleine de trous!

Useless

Toto’s mom:
– Toto, where is the strainer?
Toto:
– I threw it away; it was full of holes!

Source: https://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/easy-french-practice/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-18-audio

21 октября 2018 г.