Q: Before performing an autopsy, did you check the pulse?
A: No.
Q: Have you checked your blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Have you checked whether breathing?
A: No.
Q: So is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure of that?
A: Because his brain was in a jar on the table.
Q: In these circumstances, it is possible the patient was alive before the autopsy?
A: Possibly, if he was a lawyer.