Hello Justin, You said "other statements" too , so you don't mean necessarily funny ones. If so here are more phrases you can use in daily conversations: You're welcome! (for "thank you") huan2 ying2! 欢迎！ What's new? You3 shen2 me xi1 qi2 de? 有什么希奇的？ Excuse me! ( to pass by) Bao4 qian4! 抱歉！ You're very kind! Ni3 zhen1 hao3! Ni3 zhen1 hao3! 你真好！ Good luck! Zhu4 ni3 hao3 yun4! 祝你好运！ Bless you (when sneezing) Gan3 mao4 le, mei2 shi4 ba? 感冒了，没事吧？ Good night and sweet dreams! Wan3 an1 & zuo4 ge4 mei3 meng4! 晚安&做个美梦！ Hurry up! Kuai4 dian3! 快点！

发了没？ rich yet ? cant find out more funny statements.seems we looks too serious always hehe.T_T

Hello Justin， - 我捉到你咯 wo zhuo dao ni le I got you - 玩得开心 wan de kai xin have fun

you can say: 好久不见了，最近在忙什么呢？好想你啊。

I don't exactly understand your meaning, sorry