오늘 밤나무 사 온다. 오늘밤 나무 사 온다. 내 말좀 들어줘 내 말좀 들어줘

Normally, 내 사과를 받아줄래 is taken as "Will you accept my apology". I can't think of anyone means "Will you accept my apple" by that as long as they aren't trying a joke. If I say it as a joke, I will be beaten for that. 어떡해 1. What should I do? 2. I have sympathy for it.