I can feel myself getting older while listening to you

You could say, " It puts me to sleep."

“This is so slow!” I hope this helps. I offer lessons about informal English if you need more help!

We often make a hyperbole out of "I'm bored" with phrases like "I'm bored out of my mind" and "I'm dying of boredom." You could also say that the situation is mind-numbing, ex. "I can't sit through another mind-numbing English class" (hahah I hope that isn't the case ;) )

"OMG. Just kill me now." :)