which question is better: what made you join or why did you join? does 'what made you join?' is it used as a simple meaning of 'wanting to join sth' ??? or maybe it's stylistically better to say "why did you join?"

Translate, please! Niña ven pacá que te hago el triple ataque: Atracción-Confusión-Mordisco -jajajaja fatingas cabron te veo tirando pokeballs esta noche en el club...deja de jugar ya! -Yo creo que te falta un somnífero por ahí -Y el cloroformo

can someone translate the conversation?XD Niña ven pacá que te hago el triple ataque: Atracción-Confusión-Mordisco -jajajaja fatingas cabron te veo tirando pokeballs esta noche en el salento...deja de jugar ya! -Yo creo que te falta un somnífero por ahí -Y el cloroformo

what does it mean: tener una balbula en la cabeza (maybe it was balbura I'm not sure)?

What does it mean: Me estás tomando el pelo?

Student I will be a mentor for an Erasmus student from Barcelona! How cooler can it get?!;D Now I'll have an opportunity to practice Spanish:) I actually hoped I would get a student from Spain, but since all of the other people I know got Polish people I thought it's impossible to be that lucky... But I guess I'm lucky. Now let's hope he's cool and friendly;D

Mystery of inspiration ...I don't remember the last time I felt inspired, maybe it was a year ago or even more.. but today is a special day cause art has brought me to life once again. If I had to think of a stronger emotion then this, probably I would say love, but then again, isn't inspiration also a form of love? I believe it is. Inspiration is the greatest form of love for - art. And yes, you can love a person more then art, but today I guess no one deserved my love more then art did. Maybe now I should tell you what so special and amazing happened to me today, that caused such an eruption of emotions... Well actually today was quite the same as any other Wednesday: I woke up, took a shower, ate breakfast and went to the university. Just after taking my exam, I somehow felt the urge to do something extraordinary. And still I didn't know what. Usually after classes I go home, but this time was different- I stayed. Then I had lunch and thought about the reason why I was still there. As I was walking with my empty plates, I remembered that I had some English homework in my backpack. 'So that's why I stayed?' a disappointing thought came to my mind. 'OK I will do my homework then. What an interesting way to spend my time at the university's library.' This was all just too weird. A ordinary day was turning out to be as ordinary as possible. I was walking down the stairs which led to the library, when I got a call. It was my brother. It was strange for him to call me at this time of the day, cause he was at work. Instantly I picked up the phone and I'm glad I did. The first thing he said was: 'what do you want for Christmas?'. Some of you who are reading this, might start to wonder where the art and inspiration part comes in, but wait I'm getting to that part soon... Although I didn't know 'what Santa should bring me', I still had an endearing conversation with my sweet brother. I realized that I haven't seen him for almost 2 weeks, which at that moment seemed to be longer than they really were. After chatting with him about everything that had happened in this period of time, I started complaining about having nothing to do now (cause I really didn't want to do homework). He said he was sorry, cause he still had work and couldn't come to see me. Then he told me to go to a nice place next to the university and so I did. Walking through the narrow streets of my city I started to notice the architecture, which seemed to be prettier at every step I made.remains mystery- end of space

How to plan your time properly?O.O I always end up craming for exams the last day and it seems that I never have any free time.

'The victim of a systematic course of treachery and deception' could you explain it in other words?