Funny Chinese pick up lines!

I was reading funny English pick up lines and wondered if this is common in China!


I'm looking for ones that are sweet but also funny. Not lines that are just sweet, I already know that Chinese has no shortage of those :-)


For example (I found this online):

你相信一见钟情吗? 或者我该再次从你身边走过?


Maybe even some that are specifically Chinese?

Jan 20, 2016 1:18 AM
Comments · 8

Interesting topic.I think I've got some.


你一定已经很累了,因为你已经在我脑海中跑了一整天!(You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day!)


你是磁铁吗,要不然为什么你会这么吸引我?!!(Are you a magnet? Otherwise, why am I so attracted to you?!!)


我的手机好像坏了,里面竟然没有你的号码!(There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it!)


我一定是在天堂了,因为我看到了一个天使!(I must be in heaven, because I see an angel !)


你有地图吗?我已迷失在你的双眸里。(Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.)


Hope they will be helpful to you.^^

January 21, 2016

你好, 我忘记带钱了,可以借你十块钱买车票吗?我用(a social network app)转账还给你。

Hi, I forgot my wallet. Can I borrow your 10 bucks? I will pay you back via (a social network app) immediately. (That's how you get her social network ID.)

(iTalki doesn't allow me to type the name of this app:(  This app is not only can be used to communicate with others, but also can be used to transfer money.)

Since westerners don't use this app, I guess it doesn't work in western culture:)

February 2, 2016

A lot of pick up lines seem sweet in english, but if you translate them directly they can be very melodramatic for a chinese taste.

A funny pick up line i know is 不好意思,美女/帅哥,你掉了一个男朋友/女朋友。

January 29, 2016


January 20, 2016
Hehe that's a good trick! And Chinese yeah; I don't think WhatsApp can pay people...
February 2, 2016
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