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What are your favorite bilingual jokes?
A Frenchman and an Englishman arrive at a party.
Englishman: Woo! Time to party!
Frenchman: Non, nous venons tout juste d'arriver !
Oct 21, 2018 6:29 AM
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An Englishman is disappointed that he is only given one egg for breakfast by his French host.
"This isn't enough!", he protests.
"Yes, eet eez un oeuf, monsieur," says the Frenchman.
October 21, 2018
7
This one is clever ^^
A French cat and an English cat had a boat race. The English one was named "One Two Three Cat", and the French cat was named "Un Deux Trois Cat". Which cat won the race?
The English one, of course, because Un Deux Trois Cat… sank.
October 22, 2018
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Inutile
La maman de <a href="https://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-and-puns-blagues-en-francais-5-with-audio" style="color: rgb(63, 109, 155); text-decoration-line: underline; font-weight: bold;">Toto</a>:
– Toto, où est la passoire ?
Toto:
– Je l’ai jetée, elle était pleine de trous!
Useless
Toto’s mom:
– Toto, where is the strainer?
Toto:
– I threw it away; it was full of holes!
Source: https://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/easy-french-practice/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-18-audio
October 21, 2018
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October 21, 2018
Daria
Language Skills
English, Filipino (Tagalog), French, German
Learning Language
German
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