Three turtles</td></tr><tr><td height="44" style="width: 398px; padding: 0pt;">
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella." The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my coffee." "We won't," the other two promised. Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee." Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."</td></tr></tbody></table>
The jokes are pretty funny. Thank you for sharing them.
Now, here's a joke in which I have translated into English:
A group of animals sat together to share jokes, each in its turn, with one rule which was to kill the animal that his joke wasn't laughed at by all the other animals.
The monkey was the first to start, he told them a joke, and they all laughed except the turtle, so they killed him.
Then, it was the turn of the giraffe, and the same had happened, so they killed her.
After that, the gorilla told them a joke, and all the animals laughed including the turtle who said cheerfully: Oh! How funny the monkey's joke is!
In the style of jokes which begin, "a man walks into a bar...." is this version.
A dung beetle walks into a bar, and asks, "Is this stool taken?"