Two movies highly acclaimed by the critics that I bemoan as a massive waste of my time and my patience:
Trudno byt' bogom (Hard to be a God) 2013
Almost 3 hours of black&white capture of what would have made a mildly entertaining albeit revolting 10 minute short. Many people left the theatre after only 30 minutes of it; others fell asleep around the same time. I clung on in the hopes that something amazing may happen yet - but the highlight was my butt going to sleep.
Mulholland Drive 2001
A metric ton of highly acclaimed "atmosphere" without plot or character development. One of the most overrated movies ever. Two and a half hours of my life I'll never get back.