Do you know the secret dialect of English?
The one that is completely unique to English and is only known to native speakers in the UK and the US? ARRRGGGH!! That's right mateys, it's Pirate Talk! GAR!!
One day, all the English speakers need to call up their international friends on Skype or MSN and start speaking Pirate Talk to them. All your friends who think they are fluent or advanced in English will be amused, confused and most likely utterly frustrated to hear you talking about "walking the plank" and "scurvy dogs" and using the phrase "shiver me timbers" in every other sentence. Of course, using the term "ARRRRGGGGH!" constantly will probably start to get on their nerves very quickly so be careful!
Here's a sentence in Pirate Talk and what it translates to in plain English:
Pirate: Ahoy, me mates and me went t' a bar last eve for some ales. GAR!
English: Last night, my friends and I went to a bar for some beers.
Keep in mind that Pirate Talk can not be used with other languages. We tried it with Korean but it just did not work very well.
So get out there and convert all your Asian, Indian, and French friends (or whomever) to speaking in Pirate Talk when they speak English. In the end, they will thank you for it! ARRRRGGGGGGH!