所以我是谁?
丈夫来了回家。她的妻子等他在床上。他们开始性爱彼此。
当时某人敲门了。
她惊呼了:
- 那是我的丈夫!从窗口跳出去吧!快!
在恐慌中他跳了。
他飞下和思想了:
- 好,所以我是谁?
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Next attempt to translate joke
Husband came home. His wife waited him in the bed and they began love each other.
Suddenly someone knocked the door.
She cried:
- This is my husband! Jump in the window! Quickly!
He jumped out in panic.
He flied and thought:
- Ok. And who am I?
老公回到家,老婆正在床上等着他,正当他们开始行房时,突然有人敲门。
老婆惊呼:是我老公回来了!从窗口跳出去!快点!
他跳慌忙跳出去。
他边逃边想:额。那我是谁?
所以我是谁?
丈夫来了回家了。她的妻子等他在床上等着。不久兩人在於飛之乐 [Classier] 他们开始性爱彼此。
当时某人突然间敲门上大拍了。
她惊呼了妻子大叫:那是我的不得了, 丈夫回來了!快从窗口跳出去吧!快!
在恐慌中他跳出了。
他飞下和思在逃走中, 忽然想到了:哎呀 - 好,所以我是谁呢? Actually, there's a better exclamation. It sounds almost like the English "eh" and means the same. However I don't know how to write the character. Perhaps the native speakers can chime in.
Good one :)
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Next attempt to translate another joke
The husband came home. His wife waited for him in the bed. Soon they made love.and they began love each other.
Suddenly someone knocked at the door.
She cried: This is My husband! Jump in out of the window! Quickly!
He jumped out in panic.
He flied and thought: As he was fleeing,
"Hell then! Ok. And Who am I?