Jokes from Russian bash.org - 1 xxx: Yesterday I remembered how this girl, Masha, defines dub-step: "Ah, are you listening to the aliens f**k the elephant?". So, according to her, dub-step has two phases — "elephant is happy" and "elephant is not happy". And yesterday, Klayton showed us the third phase — "elephant is shocked" xxx: I always was one step behind my peers. All the children in the neighborhood had tamagotchis — I did not have. When I went to school everybody had tetris games — I had a tamagotchi. When my parents bought me a tetris game — everybody had PC's. They bought me a PC — everyone had laptops. I started dating — they are got married. I will not be surprised if when everybody die 'cause of the end of the world I will go out and quietly say "Hey, where is everybody?" xxx: I have a little problem with Russian language. xxx: How would be correct: "ты беременен" or "ты беременный"? ["are you pregnant?" speaking about a man] yyy: I am afraid you have a problem with the biology, not with Russian. xxx: They still did not turn on the heating. And did not remove sawed trees from the yard. yyy: They are alluding. xxx: Well, 10 years ago I could not even imagine that I will see MFA and the ambassador speaking publicly on the Internet. yyy: Son, if you had said me 30 years ago that I will drive samurai's car correcting my route using a satellite on the orbit, I would have just said you "Get out".