slamming smarmy?
it is a long sentence. it is too complicated. please help me to understand it. it is:
"We are all for slamming smarmy,forward guys so shy,unassuming boys like get all your attention."

I am totally confused about this.:(

Question

slamming smarmy?
it is a long sentence. it is too complicated. please help me to understand it. it is:
"We are all for slamming smarmy,forward guys so shy,unassuming  boys like get all your attention."

I am totally confused about this.:(

Answer

It's a sarcastic sentence,  but it can be re written like this:
"We are in favour of censuring  insincere,forward guys so shy,unassuming boys can  get all your attention."