deep-fried and covered in sprinkles
Husband: Who are they to judge you? They're jealous. Did you see that Liz Sharpe the other night? Whoo-hoo. She'd only want your dress if it was deep-fried and covered in sprinkles.
Wife: Liz is pretty skinny.
Husband: She's a cow.
Wife: You think?
Husband: Moooo.
What does "it was deep-fried and covered in sprinkles" mean? Thanks.