Making jokes in foreign language is very difficult. The culture difference, the meaning of the words, the complicated stories, different religious acceptance, age difference, gender ...many facts make your joke meaning less. I think you are studying very hard. so you also make mistakes a lot. Be careful.
But, I tell you. No mistakes, No success.
The man was young, humble but poor. One day he met a beautiful, generous woman. He worked very hard and saved money. Then he proposed her. They happily married but unfortunately couldn't have a baby soon. Three years after marriage they had a baby. 15 years later the baby became a tenneger and often argue with father It is a normal thing between the teenage son and his father.
One day they were arguing about the son's high school course he choose. He wants to enter Art course, but his father wants him to Computer course for his future life to make money. The father knows how hard to be poor.
Th father said: You know, you have no idea how much it took me to bring you into this world
The son said: Is it because Mom didn't want to sleep with you?
The father: No ,having you in my life, was the worst decision I have ever made.
The argument between men is very wild.